this is incredibly funny!and, you won't want to miss it!
COMPLETE SENTENCE *造句* i hope you guys still remember what's that~!
1. 题目: ..一边........... 一边...........
小朋友写: 他一边脱衣服 ,一边穿裤子.
老师评语: 他到底要脱还是要穿啊~~
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2. 题目 : 陆陆续续
小朋友写: 下班了，爸爸陆陆续续的回来。
老师评语: 你到底有几个爸爸呀?
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3. 题目: 难过
小朋友写: 我家门前有条水沟很难过。
老师评语 : 老师更难过......
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4. 果然
上课小朋友说：昨天我吃了水果，然后又喝了凉水
老师：这是词组，不能分开造句。
小朋友又说：老师，我还没说完呢，果然晚上我拉肚子了！
老师：…………
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6. 照样造句
例题: 你 (唱歌) 我(跳舞)
小朋友写 : 你(好吗 ) 我(很好)
老师评语: 你在写英文翻译吗??
just for laughs!
anyhow, I supposed i need to get myself more alarm clocks!my working hours gonna start clocking @ 8.15am wef on September!No more alternate Saturday! 5 days work week!I really have to wake up @ 6.30am everyday, else @##$&*! *shriek*feeling: restless! I'm having continuous diarrhea! painful ass!by the way, catch this "Black & White"starring ZaiZai and some good-looking chaps! *hiak hiak**insisted my baby to buy this DVD for my bday present* she said I'm crazy! Haha!
Isn't this sweet???!!???Oh. It's going to be under my possession soon!
I'm so gonna purchase them...wahaha! I also see the need of revamping my wardrobe this month to more vibrant colors. and, the fact that it's the seventh month now.. so it's better to refrain myself from wearing black so often lah.. honestly speaking, i'm quite superstitious! I do believe they exists..
anyway, there's going to be a BBQ gathering tmr hosted by my colleagues.
I wanted to bring JJ along to make more friends, but her menses just came at the wrong time.. JJ is quite moody nowadays too.. and, if i really bring her along, i will be carrying a bag full of her necessities! like water, toy, tissues, diaper, snacks and all-time favourite Cesar! more jiat-lat den me! Haas! i'll be like aunty lucy by then.
by the way, i just joined "AUNTY LUCY" FB earlier! She's so cute! I especially loves him acting "Ms Beatrice" too! HaaHaas! Join me!
I GOT TAGGED!
some pictures to share with you ppl..
i haven't been cam-whoring for sucha long time! because i'm using such a crappy phone! guess it's time for me to get a new phone and I believe i won't misplace or spoilt my phone again.... hopefully lah...see, even i doubt myself now...hahaha! OKIE! I admit I'mma clumsy and "cho-lor" poh!
with the purple bday lady! getting prettier arh! haha....
it's amazing to meet them again after so long! 
the photographer shoot my sis & my "gong" face...
and we forget to took pics with aunty "ah chai" too! alamak!
I've got no idea why ppl tend to show favoritism and some to the extend of showing it too obviously.... i don''t think it's fair to those who actually works hard... fcuk!
i was being passed off with very sarcastic remarks today. I almost wept during the meeting but i was strong enough to hold back my tears till i reach home.
i just felt that my hard work is again being write off. ..i was being maligned for not doing my stuffs when i actually did so much!!! she should have opened her eyes bigger...
and it's not my fault for being soft-spoken, you're in no position to say i don't have a mouth!! fcuking ridiculous... i should have blast into anger at that moment! though, i have heard of her "infamous mouth" but i did not get to experience that until today! she should think twice before saying others...
i guess i'm the unlucky one today... just felt that my dept is full of politics. i just hope i don't get involve in their disputes.
well, i should "look open abit"
chicken-pie! aaah... im so pissssed offfff!
monday blues...
i hate monday because it's just not my day!
i will always feel sleepy when i'm working!
anyway! just got to know that there''ll be 9 long weekends for next year...
yeah! is that consider good news for all? oh, at least it's for me!
ha-ha! check out your calendar then..
Though i'm seriously tired but i still wanna finish up my dramas before i sleep!
i'm addicted to dramas! no choice.. it's has always been my hobby! i can forsake any appointment just for the sake of finishing my drama... i'm those kind whereby i can finish up a whole series in 2 or 3 days even to the extend of having sleepless nights.. haha! perhaps those who knows me, will understand...
but still, i'm glad that no matter what, i won't get any eye-bag even if i don sleep...envious right? HoHoHo!
attended siewmei's "Purplious 21st"birthday yesterday..
it was great seeing everyone doing well and äh chai"" aunty has also put on some weight..:) i'm wondering whether the bday gal will remember which present is from me & my sister, as we totally forgotten to wrote our name on the gift.. anyway, we bought her a "Chomel"heart shape necklace & a purplious handmade bracelet with her name on it! She loves Purple ma! :)
hahaa.. i had this encounter when i was holding my 21 st birthday bbq! filled with lotsa presents till i dun even know which present is from who...except a few..
times really flies and my golden years has passed. (too early to say that) LOL
can't imagine what might becomes of me when i turn 30?
i hope i don't look like an old-shaggered lady still slogging away!
the thoughts of it just make me sick....
sometimes, i really feels like punching my mum.. keeps asking me to get a bf!
aaaaaahhhhh! i say don want.. she'll say because nobody wants me! Fcuk!
OK, i don't really have high expectation!
"first impression does count alot at least for me"
"must loves dog!" "sleep with dog" "bathe dog"
"don't hinder in my life" cuz i don't really want to tell him everything i do..
"he has to be humorous enough to made me laugh" i don't wanna be the clown always..
oh please, "don't be tooooooooo naggy" i might kill him!
and MONEY MONEY MONEY!
i told you i'm not very greedy liao loh! haha!
aiya, i don't really care since I've been single for so fcuking long.
so, please don't ask me this question anymore hor....
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*did not accomplish something i wanted to* :(
"procrastinating"
just came back from my 2nd session with New York Skin Solution..
and i have to complain because they did not apply eye mask as promised for me!!! fcuk!
they must have thought I did not realised it.. it's only my 2nd session and they already missed out something... how can I trust them with my face!!!!
anyhow, out of goodwill... I'm giving them some leeway this time, if they dare to miss any step again the next round... cheebye! fcuk them!
well, of course i do see some instant result on my face today after all the super painful extraction! face getting smoother, hmm.. no more pimple! as that lady extract almost 3/4 of it!
because of this, i shall close one eye first!
By the way, Cesar is having another promotion!
150 Cesar Foils to exchange for a Gold Medal for JJ!
Shall show you guys how's the medal going to look like when the website update!
oh, I'm still short of 50 foils! shit!
i presume I'll be slogging like a cow for the next 2months!
there's 4 events going on September and 6 events on October!
From countries London, Macau, HK, Bangkok, Sharjah, Italy, Malaysia etc.......
i wish, i wish....
p.s * will be attending siewmei's chalet this Saturday.. luckily i double-confirm with the bday gal otherwise, I'lldefinitely go on the wrong date.. Haas! it's always a headache when it comes to buying present....
went supper with my buddies yester night @ 85!
sumptuous supper with stingray, chicken wings, otah, hum, and many more!
at this stage, im gonna grow fat in no time, wahahaha!
anyway, thanks everyone for the presents i've got! :)
the ......... Black AgnesB Pouch!!
Heart VOLTA tee!!!
Gothic Princess Bracelet!!
& ....... A Piglet Keychain & Mickey Bracelet!!
Thanks for everything!
oh....samantha, i went surfing and saw tons of Double C's bracelet! LOLS
my next target!i shall get one of this next month!the sweet blue or the white?!?pink is defintely out of the question...
my mum insist that i have to showed my backside bruises to her this morning.i'm so reluctant in the first place but finally gave in... so embarrased!!! but den, who can i show it to; other than my mum.... hahahaha!!!it was quite a big bruise lah!! can't even sit straight now!!! hands cannot stretch too hard... so painful!anyway, dad bringing me to see doc tonight...:P
had a really bad fall down the stair today after visiting the doctor...
hurt my elbow and pi-gu!!... oh fuck that indian cleaner...i hope he die!!!!!!!!!
he didn''t even help when seeing me fall....
seriously, i dunno if i should laugh or cry when i fall.
my sister still laugh at me, and say im so clumsy... idiot!
oh, pls try falling and bumping your pi-gu for almost 10stair steps...
my backside almost flatten!
hahahahhahahahaa!
it still hurt badly!!!!!!
i'm wondering if anybody realise i've been very active blogging nowaday.
anyway... went to pick up my laptop this evening after work.
oooh.. im so happy............... :) the lappy just suits me to T!
my ulcers still hurts and is growing bigger each day.
i have problems even when i'm drinking water! painful!
but, i still got to blame myself.. im too greedy and i have no self-control.
been eating alot of fried and heaty stuffs lately...i must cut down on all these stuffs!
im so looking forward to the long weekend...
I LOVE SINGAPORE (quote from "Milan & Paris") the fake ang-moh!hahahaha!
I love watching "Milan & Paris"because the show is so crap! LOL
baby. as promised.. please take a look at the watches i'm after!
of course, without your approval i will never do anything silly.
so, is the watch "very"ME!!!!!!!
That's a Belgian Choclate Cake!!!!! Where can i get such a cake!!!!!!!!!!!
Happy Birthday! Happy Birthday!
I've finally aged another 1year older today!
Thanks for all the birthday wishes from facebook!taken a day leave today to slack myself at home!but i was again, forced to wake up early by my stupid mum again!she just can't leave me to rot at my bed!how pathetic when i can't even get to sleep in late on my birthday!alrighty, have to bring my JJ for grooming later...sometimes i really felt that she's so blessed to have me as an owner! hahahaha!yes! went for a facial treatment at NYSS on saturday evening....Quite pleasant except when the lady attempt to squeez my pimples! how painful!!!! but for the sake of having a more delicate skin, i have to endure the pain, no matter what!!!!!! their manager is really pushy to sell me the packages! i thought i was there for a FREE Trial session, cuz that's what i've been told through the phone! how decieving was that. i shouldn't had been so guillible to be taken in.... but afterall, it's still a good treatment lah!i hope i can see some instant result on my next appt with them... hahaha!anyway.. besides pampering myself for a good facial, i also got myself a DELL lappy!i was pretty hesitant to buy it in the first place... but upon learning i just have to pay $50 for every month.. i felt the offer is still okay and eventually gave in to temptation!still waiting for approval before i can pick the lappy up from courts!i can't wait to get it now!!!!!
